The job of my dreams

10 years ago, I thought that by the time I was in my 20's, my life would be completely different.  My current job has nothing to do with my degree, which is true of many 20-somethings. 


So here is a list of dream jobs that I would love to have (most of these are unrealistic):

• Intelligence Analyst for the FBI
• Behavioral Analyst for the FBI (I've googled the shit out of this and it's pretty much impossible... so thanks for nothing "Criminal Minds")
• Whatever the job title is for Samantha Brown (travels abroad and hosts a show about the places she visits on the Travel Channel)
• Detective (I know it's cooler on "Dexter" than in real life)
• Paralegal/lawyer on a legal team for a big fashion retailer like The Limited, Victoria's Secret, Express, etc.
• A permanent member of the cast of "True Blood"
• Personal assistant for a movie star
• Owner of a little book store
• Researcher for the Library of Congress (anything to work there in general)
• White House dog walker/dog-sitter
• Bridal consultant or working for a wedding planner
• Work at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park, preferably as a bartender in Hogsmeade
• Setting up displays/visuals or giving private tours at the Smithsonian's American History Museum
• Researcher for a major historical society (that would require some overseas research)
• Secretary for Wayne Enterprises 
• A villain in a James Bond movie
• Movie or book critic
• Writer of historical-fiction novels
• Part of the cast of a reality TV series filming my current workplace
• Part-owner of Panera Bread, Carsonie's Stromboli's, or Penn Station (free food!)
• Traveling abroad and rating hotels, restaurants, museums, and other attractions for a travel guide company (all expenses paid on top of being paid)

I can dream, right?